EYYYY!! How ya doin! Ain’t seen ya in awhile. WAT. YA TOO GOOD FAW US NOW? I’m just kiddin’ wit ya. Anyway, ain’t you a little too ol’ faw trick ‘uh treatin’? Oh ya goin to a paahty latuh…. Well, I hope ya changin’ ya cahstume buhfaw ya go.
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Whadda ya MEAN dats da best ya got? Okay okay we’ll tell ya how ta look hot but still have a uhhh “cahstume…” Awlright? Awlright.
GINA’S TIPS
Awlright so FIRST AWF, Halluween is basically a day wheh girls get ta dress up awl slutty and no one can say nuttin’ about it, capische? So dis yee-uh ahm goin as a cat. What makes me a cat, you ask? WELL DUH EAYUHS A’ CAWS! But see how da rest uh me is slutty? I got my hayuh did, my bubbies out, and ahm lookin’ fine as hell, y’know? Dats awl ya gotta do. Put on da sluttiest ting ya ‘kin find and add some kinda animuhl eayuhs aw some shit like dat. CAPISCHE? Awlright.
Wut Gina’s wearin’ -
Skin: Jolie Olive – CatsEyes RedLips, by Dutch Touch
Hair: Piper – Night, by Truth
Ears & Tail: Feline Short Hair, by Atomic Hybrid
Catsuit: Black Zipper Open, by Gothica
Shoes: Basic Heels – Black, by epoque
EY LINDA. Put dat wine down and come give ‘em some tips!
LINDA’S TIPS
Ey everybawdy, I’m so excited n’shit dat it’s HALLUWEEN. Dat means I can drink maw den usual cause its a hawliday n’shit y’know? People always ah tellin’ me “EY LINDA, YOU SHUD’NT DRINK DAT MUCH AWN A HAWLIDAY Y’KNOW.” And I always tell em’ “EY, I LIKE TUH DRINK. SO WHAT, WHO CAYUHS!?” Anyways, Halluween is one uh dem hawlidays wheh I get tuh sceh little kids and steal deyuh candies n’shit. I especially like tuh steal dohs Snickuhs bahs, dohs ah the thuh most yummiest candies in awl uh Brookyln. But what Halluhween is REALLY about is dressin up awl slutty n’shit. You can NEVAH go wrong wit a sexy animal cawstume wheh yuh buhbbies and yuh ayuss is hangin’ out like deyuhs no tuhmarrow. Every year on Halluween evah since I’ve been 14 yeeuhs old, I dressed up as a slutty bunny rabbit n’shit. Uh caws, back den I was smalluh and my ayus and buhbbies weren’t awl the way developmented n’shit. But now daht I’m awlduh n’shit I fill out duh Brawr and panties bettuh. But uh caws wit age comes bulge in yuh belly. To hide dat belly i weh a sexy corset tuh make my belly maw smooth so dat shit aint jigglin around n’shit when im stumblin’ around my house awl trashed n’shit. Oh I heeuh some kids outside. I bettah go get ready tuh steal some candies n’shit.
Wut Linda’s wearin’ -
Skin: Tan Teeth Gap – Oranges and Apples, by Nylon Outfitters
Hair: Mika – Cynical Black, by fri.day
Ears: I DUNNO WHEH DEY FRUM
Bra: Piece from Divinchi, by Paper Couture
Underwear: free.kini – Gray, by fri.day
Corset: Also from Divinchi, by Paper Couture
Shoes: Basic Heels – Black, by epoque
