"Greetings. I'm Vulgar and I am one of the crew at pr0n, located next to Gritty Kitty in the Koreshan sim. " Clears his throat and looks down at his prepared material. "pr0n is a new domicile for human activity that is called fun and where even the more portly can succeed in winning poorly constructed animal statues filled with styrofoam balls in exchange for small pieces of paper. Research shows that humans from this era enjoyed such activities." The slim alien's head tendrils curl and flex as he fiddles with his wrist computer. "This is in no way a crashed escape pod from another solar system selling extra terrestrial contraband."Here is some of the not at all extraterrestrial contraband that you can find at pr0n.
More to come....
